A government of National Unity will exist anywhere in the world except in societies like Zimbabwe.

Authorities at the State-controlled broadcaster, the Zimbabwe Broadcasting Corporation (ZBC), recently banned a new radio show after one of the show's producers, Cont Mhlanga, refused to take a slant supporting Zanu PF.

Under a gracious exit plan, Robert Mugabe will become Zimbabwe's ceremonial president during the forthcoming transition, after which he will retire as the Founding President and father of the beleaguered nation, protected under a blanket amnesty.